Do the dumbest marketers work for cell phone companies, or is it just T-Mobile?
10/03/07 Update: Somebody from T-Mobile got in touch with me and offered me a Blackberry Curve for less money than what new users buy it for. I took the offer. Thankfully someone at T-Mobile is watching out and taking action - but I still think they would benefit from making this a proactive program instead of a reactive one.
I am a T-Mobile user and yesterday I tried to upgrade to the Blackberry Curve. Even though I am long-time loyal T-Mobile customer, spending $180+/mo on their services, I would have to pay $400 for the new handset instead of the $250 that new customers have to pay. I was furious but the guy in the store could not do anything and recommended that I call customer service - which I did. Half an hour into that call I got the same response.
Obviously I am about to become an iPhone user until those guys screw up - no matter how much it will cost me to break my contract (earth to T-Mobile marketing - it isn’t about the money, it’s about principles on how you treat your customers).
It is of course not the first time that this has happened to me, as I am sure it has happened to you. This time around, however, I figured I would do some back of the envelope calculations to demonstrate the stupidity of this particular marketing technique/abuse campaign.
I am a very loyal customer and if they would have switched me and not screw up too badly in the future I could have easily been with them for another 4 years. At $180/mo, that is a loss of $8,640. I am also a big recommender when I like a product or service, and can point to many people who switched to T-Mobile because of my recommendations. Let’s say that 4 people become subscribers every year based on my recommendations (might be more with a cool toy like the Curve), and let’s further assume that 50% of those would have joined through some other marketing outreach program from T-Mobile. For the sake of this exercise let’s say that those people who do sign up based on my recommendations would spend half of what I spent. That means that by losing those recommendations they would lose $8,640 in referral business the 1st year, $6,480 the 2nd year, $4,320 the 3rd and $2,160 the 4th year. And supposing that the customer acquisition cost, not including handset subsidies, is around $200/customer, the other 8 referrals who might have joined based on other outreach programs might have saved them another $1,600 in acquisition cost.
So the lost opportunity so far for not giving me the discount is $31,840. I know, it should be converted into its net present value to get the real number - but for a $150 rebate??
Now that is not all. I am sufficiently turned off with this idiotic marketing behavior that I am willing to write about it on my blog. With 18,000 unique visitors/month according to Google Analytics and close to 1,200 RSS subscribers according to Feedburner, I can only assume that a few people will not switch to T-Mobile because of my bad experience. Add to that the number of social networks that I belong to and where this recommendation will get syndicated, and the amount of lost business because of my negative recommendation could actually be far worse than the lost business caused by me no longer being a customer and referrer.
How stupid can this be? And when will the government step up and let us own phones that are no longer locked to a particular service provider?
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September 26th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Sadly, it’s not just T-Mobile… I had a similar experience with Verizon. I’m contemplating the $175 change fee to break my wife’s contract and move her to an iPhone. I asked them to apply her contract to my Verizon account (I’m a happy BB user), but they couldn’t figure out how to do it. So instead of having a data user on the hook for another 18 months, they’ll probably lose me to AT&T when iPhone v2 comes out. The long term starts today guys!
September 26th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
I FEEL YOUR PAIN!
I’ve been with T-Mo for the past three years because AT&T pissed me off so much. But lately, T-Mo seems to be really cavalier with their customers, despite the success of the iPhone.
Their lock-you-in contract is, as you pointed out, just plain stupid and - are you listening, T-Mobile? - PUNITIVE MEASURES (”anti-loyalty marketing?”) WILL PREVENT CUSTOMERS WHO LEAVE FROM EVER RETURNING.
It’s just plain moronic…an attempt to prevent attrition through a financial gun to the head.
Think anyone’s listening?
September 26th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
I am not sure anyone is listening. I did email their media department and their VP of marketing yesterday, but so far no answer
September 26th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
The key with T-Mobile, or any cell company (and T-Mobile in my experience are actually the best), is to stay calm and reasonable on the phone and continue to escalate. Be persistent, move through and to supervisors. It took me 3 separate calls, 2 supervisor escalations, twice telling them I am not buying, and hanging up (only to call back for another rep), but I got the device for $278 shipped 3 day shipping to me. They started with the $400, I said no. Got down to $350, and I said no. I told them to get to $300 and I’d buy it, and they wouldn’t budge…then it was rep fishing time…persistence and patience…
September 26th, 2007 at 9:55 pm
Andrew - thank you for the advice…but it shouldn’t be up to us, as customers, to have to work hard to be able to continue to be customers…
Maybe I am missing something
The future may be in the old Lufthansa implied message - “you should be proud that you can fly with us”
September 28th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
This post is ripe for someone at T-Mobile to pick up on and respond. I am not a T-Mobile user, but you writing about your experience certainly does not encourage me to use them as a vendor.
November 6th, 2007 at 11:41 am
I agree, simple marketing increase business by 80% by keeping 20% of your customers. Good post,