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I read Bill Maher’s latest book this weekend - New Rules, Polite Musings From a Timid Observer - which was great.

Here is an interesting new rules:

God is a waffler. Pat Robertson said God told him that Iraq would be a bloody disaster. But the same God told Bush it wouldn’t, which so surprised Robertson, he almost dropped the pennies he was stealing off a dead’s woman’s eyes. But why is God talking out of two sides of his mouth? Flip-flop. God told us to beat our swords into plowshares. God: Wrong on defense, wrong for America.

And here is another:

Ass-kissing must be done in person. Yes, I’ll “continue to hold” but not because you said, “Your call is important to us.” If my call was really important to you, you’d hire a human to pick up the damn phone.

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